The 12 Days of Christmas (puppy style)

A slightly different version of the song you all know and love. (You’ll just have to imagine the tune…) (altogether now)

On the first day of Christmas my puppy chewed for me… a toilet roll in the lavatoreeeee

On the second day of Christmas my puppy chewed for me… quite a lot of chairs and a toilet roll in the lavatoreeeee

On the third day of Christmas my puppy chewed for me… an entire Bonsai (decimated, now dead), quite a lot of chairs and a toilet roll in the lavatoreeeee

On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy chewed for me… the kids favourite Lion King ball, an entire Bonsai tree, quite a lot of chairs and a toilet roll in the lavatoreeeee

On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy chewed for me… his own favourite ball thrower, the kids favourite Lion King ball, an entire Bonsai tree, quite a lot of chairs and a toilet roll in the lavatoreeeee

On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy chewed for me… the arms of LooBoo’s mermaid Barbie, his own favourite ball thrower, the kids favourite Lion King ball, an entire Bonsai tree, quite a lot of chairs and a toilet roll in the lavatoreeeee

On the seventh day of Christmas and probably everyday thereafter for a mighty long time my puppy chewed for me… the kids mini trampoline, the newspapers I needed to clean out the guinea pigs, many bags of rubbish, his bed, Greta’s bed and Jennings’s bed, all the ornaments off the xmas tree, a bottle of shampoo, an entire packet of razors! RAZORS FFS!!!! Numerous skirting boards and kitchen cupboard doors, every tennis ball ever created, my last remaining brain cell, all the dirty washing he dragged out of the washing machine, I think you get the picture, ad lib to fade……….

But we still LOVE him……….SO MUCH!!!

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Magickal Beanist, busy mummy, committed vegan, ardent recycler, obsessive knitter, recent jogger, animal lover, Cotswold dweller, ridiculous writer, attempts to live a conscious, magickal life by design. Enjoys a large glass of bubbly stuff at the weekend. And I'm not talking about washing up liquid if you know what I mean. Contact me through the website. Your reward will be good karma and a friend for life ;o)

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