(If I could talk to the) Animals

And who says that I can’t?

The 12 Days of Christmas (puppy style)

The 12 Days of Christmas (puppy style)

A slightly different version of the song you all know and love. (You’ll just have to imagine the tune…) (altogether now) On the first day of Christmas my puppy chewed for me… a toilet roll in the lavatoreeeee On the second day of Christmas my puppy chewed for me… quite a lot of chairs and […]

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Day Trip to see the Lions

Day Trip to see the Lions

We recently got given some tickets to go and visit the Lions at Longleat and as cheesy, commercialised and possibly-slightly-against-my-animal-welfare-principles as that is, we trundled down the A46 to see what surprises might lie in store. The last time I visited must have been thirty-five years ago; would it be the same magical place as […]

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How my guinea pig got mistaken for a pumpkin which is an easy mistake to make

How my guinea pig got mistaken for a pumpkin which is an easy mistake to make

WARNING: Ever so slightly graphic images below. Mainly OK, but perhaps not suitable for viewing while eating a sandwich. OK, so it’s coming up for hallowe’en weekend (or Samhain as I insist upon calling it – although I’ve given up on encouraging anyone else to pronounce it; ‘sewing’? ‘say when’? ‘sow-win’? ‘saaween’? ‘samin’? OK KIDS, […]

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Reading the paw prints….

Reading the paw prints….

Lil’ Pupskins has now perfected the art of jumping into our bath tub. He especially loves to do this just after we’ve used it so that he can produce the dirtiest, muddiest and, of course, most clearly delineated paw prints he can possibly muster on the damp surface. To begin with, it was a little […]

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Recreating famous TV icons with dogs and dog accessories. No 1 (and possibly the last): Charlie’s Angels

Recreating famous TV icons with dogs and dog accessories. No 1 (and possibly the last): Charlie’s Angels

Just very, very silly. Starring…..BIG WOOFY- with his Kung Fu legs he can chop, chop, CHOP those villains into submission. Also starring…..SMALLER WOOFY – with her tennis ball wanger she can bosh the baddies on the bonce to save the day. And introducing…..LIL’ PUPSKINS – with his giant chewy bone he can whack the wastrels […]

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Going the whole hog…

Going the whole hog…

At the beginning of the year I made a list of things I was hoping to achieve over the next twelve months. It did not read like this: Get a new job (working for ‘the man’) Rescue a small dog (he’s not really a small dog, he’s a puppy) Start a new blog (though whether […]

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Road trip to yet another country

Road trip to yet another country

Hola to all my fans, Pupskins here. We went on a roadtrip to a castle somewhere. It was up some big road in another country called Waaaales. I didn’t need my puppy passport to get in or out. My new people said ‘what’s the best thing to come out of Waaaales’? The answer is the […]

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Big, fat fail :(

Big, fat fail :(

Well, what a turn up for the books. This might possibly be the swiftest conclusion to a blog ever. Remember I started doing this coz I’d been inspired into greatness by the arrival of our foster pup? Well, our foster pup is no longer our foster pup and so I wonder whether I should continue […]

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